Heh heh...
Once, my parents were on their way to Florida and had a major accident. They weren't hurt, but it totaled their pickup and tore up their big travel trailer pretty bad. AAA got them to the closest town and they had to spend the night there. I called the local Baptist church...a tiny little church in a tiny little town) and told them about the situation. The pastor showed up and knocked on their motel room door, took 'em to supper, drove them where ever they needed to go!
Well done 2J!!!