It's cause everybody moved into the West and disrupted the space/time continuum.
So, basically, yer sayin' it's my fault?
Hrm...I'm toying with the idea of joining a gym. Not a New Year's resolution thing, really...just an it's-been-raining-for-two-months-and-it's-dark-at-night thing.
YMCA isn't just for guys is it? They appear to be a LOT cheaper than anyone else...and there's one vey close by.