Okay.
spam of preparedness
Everybody's okay. Homer, of course, had a hissy fit, but the horses and the other critters are just dandy. They have no power, but that's to be expected.
Ramius is at the office, but, since the only way to get into the office is via keycard, he can't get in. He and his coworkers are standing around in the parking lot instead of going home. <ummmmm ...>
Everything is fine at the beach house. Apparently, Hair's father was able to surf the Web, and he says the wind gusts in Hair's neck of the woods got up to 50mph.
They have firm orders to check in when they can, and Hair says they've been taking pictures and videos throughout, just for our delectation ...!