The panel admitted it was a close call against Tim Willocks' The Religion but Hollingshead's reference to "bulging trousers" tipped the scales.
Tapping away like an obsessed woodpecker yearning for the grub.
The panel admitted it was a close call against Tim Willocks' The Religion but Hollingshead's reference to "bulging trousers" tipped the scales.
They have an award for bad writing? Do they take nominations from the general public?
[new entry] Dora loved sushi, but could have done without the ink-squirting squid.