[JamesP81]

I didn't need a study to tell me that ping.

[Froufrou]

the simple act of talking triggers a flood of brain chemicals which give women a rush similar to that felt by heroin addicts when they get a high.

Now, wait a minute. Think about it. I mean, if this were really true, there'd be women wandering around all over town looking like zombies, babbling their little heads off, talking to nobody in particular and everybody in general. Just another day at the mall...