I sure hope it wasn't what "we" call a code brown:')
When ya gots to go, ya gots to go. I've had a few close calls. Thank the Lord we have a storefront near where I work, Because I'd crap my drawers before I'd use most of the mini-mart's bathrooms for a code brown.
You'd be shocked at how many stop and robs have no paper towels or soap in their bathrooms. Just a thing of incense.
Anti-bacterial wipes are a must have in patrol.