that was funny.... after I got it explained to me.....roflmao
"The new Speaker of the House is Nancy Pelosi. She had lunch today with President Bush, but the lunch honestly did not go well. She would not pass him anything he asked for." –David Letterman
"It has not been a good week for the Republicans. This election was kind of like a bad divorce –- they got rejected, insulted, and lost the House." –Jay Leno
"Here in California, the voters overwhelmingly decided they do not want Arnold Schwarzenegger to ever make another movie." --Jay Leno
"Over 83 million people voted in the election. And with the new machines that means that over half of the votes were counted." -- Jay Leno
""Borat” is the number one movie in the country. It’s a tall bumbling guy who can’t speak English. He travels around the country annoying people and is often confused. Oh wait, that’s John Kerry. " -- David Letterman
"The Republicans did so bad that today they were made honorary Oakland Raiders." -- Jay Leno
"I’m so glad the election is done. Now the only annoying political speech you’ll hear is at a Barbara Streisand concert." -- Jay Leno
"California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was re-elected and he said he plans to use the next four years to showcase California as a one-of-a-kind model of bipartisan cooperation. Of course, it was much funnier when Arnold said it." -- Conan
"According to Britney Spears' pre-nup agreement, after she divorces Kevin Federline she'll have to pay him $30,000 a month. And when you add that to Federline's other sources of income, he'll be making a total of $30,000 a month. " -- Conan
"Today was Election Day. The vote went quick here in L.A. They now have a quicker, faster separate lane for all the illegal immigrants." -- Jay Leno