Posted on 11/10/2006 3:31:04 AM PST by sully777
I was just being silly... I meant no harm.
I do realize that I am here at Jim's pleasure... so I ask in all seriousness... is the objection the "w" word or the reference to that episode?
Hi ya doin, I got new house 11,000- sq ft
I'm not as old as you yet
I am getting better, but still pretty tired and worn out.
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If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're
sitting down when you read it.
This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates... but this takes the cake. This just tells
you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight
Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described
her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as
to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and
truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively
uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were
driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize
that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour
away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her
companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for
traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of
tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,
she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long"
with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need
of some assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed
to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as
hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real
problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from
the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the
predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was
only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her
first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight
Show prize hands down ... or perhaps that should be "pants down."
Jay Leno's comment ...
"This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off ."
I'm not old, Im mature. :o)
Moose Kisser!
MM
Now THAT'S a pisser.
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