One obvious and glaring problem with the "Nostradamus predicted it all" school:
Why is it that NONE of you ever brings these prophecies to light BEFORE they come true? You know, like when they might be useful?
Nostradamus only ever seems to make sense, somehow, in hindsight (when we have villians and events to shove into purposely vague quatrains in order to fill in the blanks). That does not mean he had any actual foresight.
If anyone can tell me what Nostradamus had to say about the price of Citigroup stock a year from now, and I'll split the profits (not prophet, get it?) with you.
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[If anyone can tell me what Nostradamus had to say about the price of Citigroup stock a year from now, and I'll split the profits (not prophet, get it?) with you.]
I burned my CITI credit card when I saw them mixed up in a Citgo Gas station commercial. Think about THAT for awhile!
CITI = Citgo = Hugo Chavez?