No, you are a loon.
Everytime you open your mouth, the world's IQ drops a point. You are loon squared. You are loon to the tenth power.
Your looniness has caused bridges to collapse, ant infestations, and crop circles.
When you open your mouth, people in mental institutions rattle the bars with joy.
They all hum the same song: "the latter part is pure mythology."
You have to be a professor of something, to be that dumb.
I hope all our "torturers" at Guantanamo are atheists. That takes all the unpleasantness out of the experience, I hear.