Because he's an idiot, Conrad Burns took Abramoff's money.
Because of Abramoff's money, Burns gave special favors to Indian tribes.
Because of special favors to Indian tribes, Burns lost the election.
Because Burns lost the election, the GOP lost the Senate.
Therefore...
Because Burns is an idiot, the GOP lost the Senate.
Puts a whole different perspective on things, don't it?
So, because Burns was a moron, it makes it ok for the Libertarians to be morons. AMIRITE?
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they will take us left.
Outstanding!