Posted on 11/07/2006 1:01:32 PM PST by truthandlife
Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.
As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.
Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."
Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.
Was this supposed to be the Dems' last minute surprise?
lol. Well, it *could* be his handiwork...
What's the male equivalent of "skank." Federline is much worse than Britney.
We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.Conflict of interest no doubt. Wasser and half of the California bar association were sleeping with Ms. Witherspoon at the time, and they would report their exploits with the popular blonde actress on their sissified blogs or in their girly-man chat rooms, because dinks like that have no class. Anyway, the moral here is that if you choose to sleep with every attorney in your state, please ensure in advance that you never have need of one, because at the moment that you really need a good lawyer is precisely the moment that any good lawyer's sense of professional ethics kicks in.
I wonder if this is why Kevin Federline is going into a wrestling match with John Cena of the WWF.
Bimbo alert!
Honestly, I kind of like stupid posts like this because it gets so vexing to constantly hear that Democrats are going to win, Muslims want to take over the world, Europe is lost to Islam, Bird flu is going to kill us all. Thanks goodness for BRITNEY BREAKS..ha ha ha
Looks like Britney may still have a case of the chubbies. I'm not sure why you are all calling her a skank.
Well, she vamped until she was just a tad more than a little shopworn, and then she was revamped, and is now ready for another round.
I'm not a fan. Can you tell?
She finally realized how much of a loser he is? There's hope for her yet!
Not to worry. He's starting a new career in WWE.
Is Britney still a Republican?
Good one!
Oh and Keith Urban has entered alcohol rehab and Nicole Ritchie is seeking help to try and gain back weight.
Meanwhile, back to the election...
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It gets heavy carrying an anchor around all the time.
"Trashy Women"
(CR 1992 by Confederate Railroad)
Well, I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style.
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild.
Mom and Dad had a plan for me,
It was debutantes and er-symphonies,
But I like my music; I like my women wild.
Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom,
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid.
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.
I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig."
Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold.
Yeah an' I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold.
Well, they say that opposites attract, well, I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Yeah, I like my women an' I like 'em on the trashy side.
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