I was defending him yesterday, even if he was guilty. Because I was an idiot and assumed that he would repent and ask for forgiveness.
I did not inhale, and it was a friendly massage between me and a gay hooker is a freaking joke. This is more embarassing than actually admitting it. He is doing the Clinton defense.
I really wasn't paying too much attention to this story until I saw this schtick. Now he's descended into characature, and that's a pretty difficult hole to climb out of.
When Haggard becomes contrite and announces his entry into rehab, he'll sob like Jimmy Swaggart and then blame his dual depravity on Bill Clinton; ''the Clinton Devil made me do it.''
Exactly.
He DID repent and ask for forgiveness in a letter written to his church. My heart breaks for him. I'm sure he's devastated at his own failures. We pray for him. Any one of us is capable of the vilest sin. Remember, satanists and liberals pray for the destruction of pastors and evangelists. Wouldn't it be nice if Christians prayed FOR them for protection against these things.