[Allegra]

I can't take credit for that. Either dead or Kristinn came up woith that. I'm just helping to spread it around.

I thought about posting it on DU for grins, but I figured those moonbats would take it seriously.

[Covenantor]

Jean Francois Kerry wrote these lyrics for the Bee Gees during his Christmas deployment in Cambodia.

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying, But I didnt see that the joke was on me, oh no.

I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing, Oh, if Id only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes, And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that Id said.