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To: Darlin'; Borax Queen; Letitring; grannie9; restornu; derllak; Lady Jag
Hey ladies; lookie what I found to play with tonight. He looks MUCH better in person!

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2,765 posted on 12/14/2006 11:15:31 PM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile!)
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To: sweetliberty

ARTIST: Julie Brown
TITLE: I Like Them Big and Stupid
Lyrics


When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

{Refrain}
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me
A Superman with a lobotomy
My fathers outa Harvard
My brothers outa Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outa jail

The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots

The bigger they are the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk

{Refrain}

I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link
He's so stupid you know what he said
Well I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

{Refrain}

I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and


2,766 posted on 12/14/2006 11:35:50 PM PST by null and void (Time flies/My time crawls/Like an insect/Up and down the walls)
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To: sweetliberty
If I got to play with that, it would kill me....but it would be worth a try if he had on mittens, and was blinded by my age beauty. Ahemmmmm. ;)
2,772 posted on 12/15/2006 7:17:23 AM PST by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: sweetliberty

Ooh! Post that again on Warm & Fuzzy Wednesday!!


2,774 posted on 12/15/2006 8:12:38 AM PST by Lady Jag (Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid)
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To: sweetliberty; Darlin'; Letitring; grannie9
OK, so I started my vacation today. Saw my naturopath this morning but she just got fired for "spending too much time with patients." Die managed care. So I had to go to Walgreen's for retail therapy. I bought a spritzer because I read on the QVC forum how after you swirl and tap your BE, you should spritz your brush for more flawless coverage. Plus you use less. So... I should go play with some makeup this afternoon :)

Love the HSN and QVC comment forums (thanks, Catpuppy!)

2,784 posted on 12/15/2006 12:11:36 PM PST by Borax Queen
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To: sweetliberty
FOFLOL. I'm thinkin you'd have to fight for mirror time around him LOL

Actually, in the blonde haired category, this one does more for me. Hes kinda kewl, seems to have a fun, Aussie sense of humor but best of all, he is a Chef. LOL He cooks, FGS! I "discovered" him a few weeks ago on the Discovery Channel, a show called the Take Home Chef.


2,798 posted on 12/15/2006 1:56:31 PM PST by Darlin' ((,,,, ? OMG ! I've missplaced another tagline ?))
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To: sweetliberty

Lol! He's got stretch marks, Sweets! Are you sure that's a guy?? :P


2,810 posted on 12/15/2006 6:25:22 PM PST by derllak
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