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Before he became a writer, William Shakespeare used to sell Swiss Cheese. He gave up the job because people kept complaining about his cheese. They would say to him "No holes, bard".


61 posted on 10/20/2006 8:19:00 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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Did you hear about the mafioso who got a job in refuse disposal?
He had to dispose of those who refused.


62 posted on 10/20/2006 8:19:25 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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