Years ago I was in the car with my then 12 year old son.
Some jerk spit a wad of tobacco on my car (new)
I forgot my son was in the car and let loose a string of obscenities among them the f word.
I gasped at my stupidity.
My son was mortified and then a look of awe covered his 12 year old face. I could read it oh, so clearly......"Wow, my Mom knows THAT word? SHe knows EVERYTHING!"
I had to convince him my mistake was hugh and series, but I will never forget that look as long as I live, LOL!
Did you wash your mouth out with Lifebouy soap, like Ralphie in A Christmas Story?:)