[TightyRighty]

How do you like that paper plate?
And those pork and beans your eatin'
Maybe you should have thought about that...when you were cheating

Those are some awesomely bad lyrics. But then again - we're talking about country music.

[RobbyS]

Don't go there. Tin Pan Alley had lyrics that makes these seem like Shakespeare.

[1066AD]

Nothing about trains or jail or ...