To answer the question asked in the fundraising picture of JFkerry at the top of the page--- "That's how he farts".
Years ago a friend's son was before a judge. He was arrested because his motorcycle had no muffler. During the proceedings, as the judge was chastizing said kid, the judge broke window-rattling wind whereupon the kid promptly said, "What? No muffler?"
Sorry, the fund-raising picture changed. The one I was referring to was Kerry hiking a football with guys in the back wondering what he was doing. Mea culpa.