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Boobs save woman's life
News24 ^ | 10/02/2006 14:55 - (SA)

Posted on 10/02/2006 1:37:29 PM PDT by Perdogg

Sofia - A woman in the northern Bulgarian town of Ruse survived a car crash thanks to her silicon breasts which acted as an airbag, Standart newspaper reported on Monday.

The 24-year-old ran through a red light and crashed her car into another vehicle at a busy crossroad in the middle of town Saturday, the daily said.

"The two cars were crumpled past recognition in the crash but the woman's silicon breasts acted as airbags and saved her life," Standart wrote, citing eyewitness reports.

But survival as well as beauty comes at a price as the woman burst her silicon implants in the crash.


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1 posted on 10/02/2006 1:37:29 PM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Perdogg
TTIWWOP .... ;^)


2 posted on 10/02/2006 1:38:28 PM PDT by BullDog108 ("Conservatives believe in God. Liberals think they are God." ---Ann Coulter)
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To: Perdogg

OH, the huge mammaries....


3 posted on 10/02/2006 1:40:40 PM PDT by BigTex5
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To: Perdogg

sheesh.....Just how big were they??


4 posted on 10/02/2006 1:40:41 PM PDT by HomersNose
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To: Perdogg

How do they know that?


Sounds like another Jayson Blair story to me.


5 posted on 10/02/2006 1:41:07 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Perdogg

LoL


6 posted on 10/02/2006 1:41:17 PM PDT by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business] (...and his head is so tiny...))
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To: Perdogg

IBTBP!!! (In Before The Booby Pictures)


7 posted on 10/02/2006 1:41:56 PM PDT by dubie
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To: BigTex5

And in case of a water landing, they can be used as flotation devices.....


8 posted on 10/02/2006 1:41:58 PM PDT by 95 Bravo ("Freedom is not free.")
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To: 95 Bravo

LOL


9 posted on 10/02/2006 1:42:40 PM PDT by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business] (...and his head is so tiny...))
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To: HomersNose; Perdogg; pissant; Millee; Red Badger; presidio9

Is this what is meant by "tit for tat?"


10 posted on 10/02/2006 1:42:50 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: HomersNose

Lots of silicone running loose.

Lots and lots and lots of silicone.


11 posted on 10/02/2006 1:42:56 PM PDT by Ole Okie
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To: Perdogg

I'm glad they saved her life. Lord knows they've tried to ruin mine . . . .


12 posted on 10/02/2006 1:43:16 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Perdogg

Major silicone spill...


13 posted on 10/02/2006 1:43:40 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: Perdogg

An added feature: Dual driver's chest silicon bags.


14 posted on 10/02/2006 1:43:54 PM PDT by dinoparty
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To: Ole Okie

That implies they're leaking into her body cavity. Not cool.


15 posted on 10/02/2006 1:44:23 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: BigTex5; mikrofon; martin_fierro
thanks to her silicon breasts

Thanks for the mammaries. . . .

16 posted on 10/02/2006 1:44:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Hopeless.)
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To: Perdogg

Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation.


17 posted on 10/02/2006 1:45:14 PM PDT by jpl (Victorious warriors win first, then go to war; defeated warriors go to war first, then seek to win.)
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To: Perdogg
the northern Bulgarian town of Ruse. . . .

"Ruse." Somehow appropriate.

18 posted on 10/02/2006 1:45:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bulgar remark.)
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To: Perdogg

She was driving Titty Titty Bang Bang.


19 posted on 10/02/2006 1:45:58 PM PDT by dinoparty
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To: Perdogg

I saw this on the boob tube.


20 posted on 10/02/2006 1:46:52 PM PDT by dinoparty
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