Great to have you back!
But finally almost finished painting the house.
Now you can brush up on all the latest in the Duke Rape Hoax.
I would have finished it sooner but even though my husband would offer to help, I know he does not really have a death wish.
Anytime we work together I finally throw up my arms and say "Just shut up, just do what I tell you to do. Why I do it this way is not important...just know it is the right way. Don't you want to go play golf?"
LOL, as only a loving wife can say, of course.