Posted on 09/25/2006 9:17:30 PM PDT by usarmymedic
I finally figured out the great political back-and-forth concerning the death penalty and abortion. Liberals want to kill the innocent unborn to allow randomly selected criminals a chance to run free and distribute their havoc on those that have escaped abortion. Support your local terrorist and those who escaped abortion can be liquidated.
Well. If those crazy right-wingers insist on ending the right to choose [read: kill the kid], then we, as compassionate Liberals will extend the right hand of friendship to those who might go forth and, at random, kill more innocent people. Those are the people that do not know of Jihad or compulsary conversion.
It's freeing really. Think of all the public tax savings in medical certifications and registrations. Think of all the schooling that will now become unnecessary. We have a pool of folks ready to post-term abort people worldwide. And it's free. The only overhead is a small pittance paid to the families of those brave individuals who are willing to ignite, incinerate, detonate or otherwise catastrophically prime themselves with explosive materials.
What an ideology! What a concept.
End the death penalty. Don't give them a chance to live their lives. Don't punish them if they screw up. Support a consititional amendment to preserve the rights of Post-Term Abortionsists (PTA's). Don't let them suffer the indignity of Britney Spears and lots of soap. Give them their religious materials. Allow them the right to throw feces in protest of their abominable conditions and let's have a Peace March in their honor. I say "Fight those war mongers." Fight their violence. Shout down those ignorant soldiers (who don't set policy). Let's get 'em guys. Come on!
And those loony conservatives. They think we have socialist leanings. They have no idea how far we lean...
[with tongue firmly planted in cheek and just a little pissed off that people I know have been killed in Iraq for these zealout b*st*r*s]
Abortion should be mandatory in most Muslim/Islamic countries.
A novel concept: If we allow Libs their abortion "rights", then in another 20-30 years, there will be none of their offspring left. Right? Or am I just way off on that one?
I think we may be onto a concept that could lead to World peace.
You may be on to a new thread. Post it and I'll ping. :)
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