[ArGee]

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy.

Reminds me of an old "Wizard of Id" cartoon where a thief stopped a stagecoach. "Your money or your wife!" he demanded. There was the sound of a kick as Blanch landed on the thief. As the coach drove away he yelled, "COME BACK HERE YOU WIWWY WIVERED WOUSE!!!!!"

Shalom.

[ArGee]

A man walks into a bar where he hears beautiful piano music. He looks at the piano but sees no one. Upon closer inspection there is a man, 1 foot tall, making that beautiful music.

As he sits at the bar he asks the bartender where the tiny piano player came from. The bartender reached under the counter and pulled out an ancient Persian lamp and said, "Give the lamp a rub."

So the man rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie. The genie said, "For freeing me from the lamp I will grant you one wish. You may ask for anything."

The man thinks a moment and says, "Give me a million bucks."

"DONE!!!" roars the genie and - poof - he returns to the lamp. Well the man looks around but sees no money so he reaches for his wallet when in fly a million ducks, quacking, flapping, and generally causing pandemonium in the little bar. The panicky patrons wave their arms and shout and eventually drive the ducks back into the wild from whence they came.

The man turns to the bartender and says, "I'm really sorry about that. I don't know what happened. I didn't ask for a million ducks."

The bartender says, "Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

Shalom.