| You Are Guinness |
![]() Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. |
| You Are Samuel Jackson |
![]() When you drink, you want to get wasted. As quickly and cheaply as possible. Looking back on your best times drinking... well, you don't remember them at all. You may be a few brain cells short, but you still can chug a Samuel Jackson! Now get these M^%&ER F&^*IN snakes off the plane! |