... her picture weighs 20 pounds.
... she uses a parachute for a shower cap.
... she has her own zip code.
... they call her an astronaut cuz she takes up space.
... her levi's arent 501's they are 747's.
... her measurements are 36-24-36 and her other arm is just as big.
... she wakes up in sections.
... she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
... she got on a scale and it said one at a time please.
... if she wore a green and white sweater she'd look like a football field.
... her birthday fell off the calendar.
... that back in school she sat by everyone.
... she needs a belt to hold up her skin.
... she was wearing a malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her back.
... she carries a telephone booth for a cellular phone.
... people jog around her for exercise.
... she carries a vcr as a pager.
... she eats Wheat Thicks.
... when she enters a room everyone yells, "Kool-Aid!"
Shalom.