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To: ArGee

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him what? A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis


113 posted on 09/22/2006 8:07:28 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: nuke rocketeer
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge!

Shalom.

114 posted on 09/22/2006 8:08:18 AM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands.)
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To: nuke rocketeer
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.

Shalom.

115 posted on 09/22/2006 8:09:03 AM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands.)
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To: nuke rocketeer
What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit coin?
One is bad money, and the other is a mad bunny.

Shalom.

116 posted on 09/22/2006 8:10:40 AM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands.)
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To: nuke rocketeer
What is the difference between a terrible marksman and a constipated owl?
The terrible marksman shoots and never hits.

Shalom.

117 posted on 09/22/2006 8:11:34 AM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands.)
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