Got a letter just this morning it was post marked Omaha....
*No thanks, Omaha, thanks a lot!*
Kansas City star, that's what I are ...
Yodel-ee-de-lady .. ya oughta see my car!
Drive a big ole Cadillac with wire wheels,
Got rhinestones on the spokes ...
Got credit down at the grocery store
And my barber tells me jokes ...
I'm the #1 attraction in ev'ry supermarket parking lot!
I'm the King of Kansas City!
No thanks, Omaha, thanks a lot!
>>Oh, I forgot the part about his kiddie show ...
Got a letter just this mornin'...
It was postmarked Omaha ....
It was typed and neatly written,
Offerin' me this better job ....
Better job at higher wages, expenses paid, and a car ...
But I'm on TV here locally and I can't quit, I'm a star!
I come on the TV a-grinnin' ....
Wearin' pistols and a hat ...
It's a kiddie show and I'm a hero of the younger "sat" ...
I'm the #1 attraction at ev'ry supermarket parkin' lot ...
I'm the King of Kansas City!
No thanks, Omaha, thanks a lot!
Yodel-ee-de-lady, blup, bzonk ... Roger mouth sounds!!