It was terrible weather on the King's coronation day. I guess it was the reigny day he had been saving up for?
A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear.
"That looks nasty," says the doctor.
"Nasty?!?" replies the man, "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
At breakfast time I am so hungry I could murder a bowl of cornflakes. Does that make me a cereal killer?
At breakfast time I am so hungry I could murder a bowl of cornflakes. Does that make me a cereal killer?