A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
You know you must be an engineer when...
Do any of these sound familiar?
You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
The salespeople at the local computer store can’t answer any of your questions.
At an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
You can quote scenes from any Monte Python movie.
You can type 70 words per minute but you can’t read your own handwriting.
You sit backwards on Disney rides so you can see how they do the special effects.
You have saved every power cord from all you broken appliances.
You know what http:// stands for.
You look forward to Christmas so you can put together kids’ toys.
You see a good design and have to change it.
You still have your slide rule and know how to use it.
You think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived.
You window shop at Radio Shack.
Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
You’ve tried to repair a $5 radio.