Did you hear about the man who dressed up as a baby horse?
He made a complete foal of himself.
A HUGE yankee walks in to a bar.
He goes to a little, southern redneck and took his drink.
Then the yankee looks at the redneck and says "Got a problem with that?"
So the redneck says "You know what? I've been having the worst #$%@ day you can think of.
In the morning my wife told me that she is leaving me, than I got fired at my job, then I discover that my car got stolen, and now when I try to kill myself you drink my damned poison!"