[A knight without armor]

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cletus_Spuckler


Plus they have a whole bunch of kids named movie star names like Rumer, etc.

[mystery-ak]

Age Unknown
Gender Male
Job Paparazzo
Relatives Wife, Sister and Cousin Brandine , cousin Merl, children Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Rubella Scabies, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Condoleezza Marie, and Phil, cousin DiaBetty, and mother Maw.

[EmilyGeiger]

Thanks for the link!

[EmilyGeiger]

LOL! Rubella Scabies, that's a purty name. :)