Two rednecks are out deer hunting. By accident, one of them gets shot. The other runs for help and emergency help comes.
They look at the shot guy and pronounce him dead.
The redneck is very upset."Doc? Is there anything I could have done to save my buddy? I ran as fast as I could for help!"
The doctor replies, "You know. The wound was fairly minor. He might have made it hadn't you gutted him out and hung him from a tree!"
Clem: Why don't you bag em?
Cletus: I can't bring myself to shootin him and all...
Jethro: Here's my favorite part...
Cletus: (sniffing back emotionf) You can't shoot a moose that dances Clem, t'aint right!
Clem: No, I reckon t'aint right...