[Argh]

Happy Friday.

[Argh]

Odd word today.

[Darkwolf377]

Apparently the Democrats believe a TV show portrayal of a former Administration's failings is a killcow, while the fight against terrorism is merely a political sideshow.

[xsmommy]

i am going to predict that there will be lots of pix of hillary on this thread. : )

[LonePalm]

First? Top Ten?

The chef is here. Good eats for everyone.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Texan5]

Morning!

X42 is a killcow
Of that there is no doubt
But he is one celebrity
That we could do without

With his waspish, paranoid wife
Who is at least unstable
He has to be in the spotlight
As much as he is able

As a serial philanderer
He truly does excel-
Monica was under the desk
While the country went to hell

[martin_fierro]

Cows With Guns

Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun


They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

[martin_fierro]

Just found out this week that "PE" stands for "Professional Engineer."

[theDentist]

If I use the word 'killcow' in a political sentence, would the Secret Service investigate me thinking I'd threatened someone who deems herself Presidential material?

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Happy Birthday, dear Jaded
Hope it's well celebrated
To give credit where due
Same for dixie sass, too

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Paris Hilton, a skinny killcow
Sure is famous, but no one knows how
She was filmed with her lover
(Should have stayed under cover)
Driving, drinking, and people say, "Wow!"

[doubled]

Killcow Bill Clinton is fuming
At ABC's assuming
To show a series
So he harries
And wants 'Girls Gone Wild' resuming