[Jaysun]

Well having mastered architecture and agri-art, they have now moved onto studying proctology.

Guess so. But I want to dispel the myth that the probes are removed shortly after being inserted, or that they're relatively painless. I've had one in for several days now. I wish they'd come back and finish what they started so I can tie my shoes again and live a normal life.

[satchmodog9]

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