Chuck Norris once gave a roundhouse kick so hard that his foot travelled through time and knocked Amelia Erhardt's plane out of the sky over the Pacific Ocean.
Shalom.
162 posted on 08/25/2006 9:53:49 AM PDT by ArGee
(The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
169 posted on 08/25/2006 9:57:24 AM PDT by r-q-tek86
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