I think we should all get drunk and see if it helps us think outside the box in figuring out how the evidence fits together. The most creative post wins!
I'll toast to that!
cheers!
Well, heck. That's easy.
John Mark Karr is actually a phantom fairy figure who can transport himself from Alabama to Boulder in a matter of minutes. He transports himself inside the Ramsey basement, waits for the family to return, enters JonBenet's room and proclaims himself one of Santa's elves. He then takes her to his own private world where they become fast friends, possibly lovers.
But tragedy strikes when Karr tries to bring JonBenet back to the real world. An accident happens. She's dead. Karr hides her in the basement until he figures out what to do next.
Since John has the ability to make himself invisible, he's unafraid to stay in the home as long as he wishes so he finds a pen and a notepad and begins writing a note. But then he gets an idea.
He hypnotizes Patsy into writing the ransom note while hypnotizing John into converting the wine cellar into a murder scene. He tells John to fashion the garotte and tells Patsy to leave the ransom note on the foot of the winding staircase.
Karr then returns the parents to bed, flits back to Alabama so he won't be missed at home then snaps his fingers to wake John and Patsy from their hypnotic trance. The rest is history.
Karr's guilty conscience eats at him and he leaves little clues hoping somebody will put them all together. He flies back from Thailand on a commercial jet simply to amuse his captors.
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Okay. What do I win?