[Sir Francis Dashwood]

Legal rights have nothing to do with morality.

You have never been to this building...

Morality is rooted entirely in the presupposition that some higher power defines what is correct for human behavior.

You have no concept of sarcasm, literary allusion, humor, or the general application of language.

[MineralMan]

"You have never been to this building... "

I have. Mohammed is standing up there, too.