[Richard Kimball]

Anybody else remember the old Smothers Brothers song about falling in a vat of chocolate? Tommy said he shouted "Fire" when he fell in, because nobody would have come if he'd shouted "Chocolate!"

[weegee]

Seems as good a place as any to remind people of the horrible Boston molasses flood (killing 21 and injuring 150)...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster