I bought a circus and got a fair deal.
I ran into problems right away: the truck driver refused to tow the lion; the lion ate a clown but it tasted funny; and there was a huge fire and the heat was in tents.
The human cannonball got fired. It was hard to find another of the same caliber.
You're punny, you are.
Lord, forgive me, be with the starvin' pygmies in New Guinea.