A city in Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs.
It became known as "Dogless Fairbanks."
What's the difference between an angry circus-owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
In ancient Rome, deli workers were told that they could eat anything they wanted during the lunch hour. Anything that is, except the smoked salmon.
Thus were created the world's first anti-lox breaks.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Both crews were marooned.