How exactly does one gay? I don't think I've ever gayed, but maybe if you taught me how, I'd know what you're talking about.
Ballet is a healthy excercise, but I really don't want to send a bunch of ballerinas into combat. I'm not sure why you do, but maybe it has something to do with that gay obsession you have.
Ahh I hit a button. So now, not only are you a subversive that wants to circumvent the DOD's laws on health, your a gay subversive. This explains why you never served, cause they won't take gay subversive smokers in ill health that can't pass the ASVAB.
Maybe you better post your pic, to do dispell any notions that you don't look a gay subversive.