[Cagey]

In this photo provided by Johnsonville Sausage, Takeru Kobayashi, center, of Japan raises his finger in victory after winning the Johnsonville Brat-Eating World Championships by downing 58 bratwursts in 10 minutes in Sheboygan, Wis., Saturday, Aug. 5, 2006. Also on stage is Joey Chestnut, left, of San Jose, Calif., Sonya Thomas, of Alexandria, Va., Patrick Bertoletti, of Chicago, and Tim Janus, right, of New York. Sixteen competitors downed 406 3/4 bratwursts. (AP Photo/Johnsonville Sausage, Andy Manis)

[Cagey]

Whew!

[Argus]

Okay, when I first saw the headline I thought the prime minister of Japan had started eating children.

[jdm]

In this photo provided by Johnsonville Sausage, Takeru Kobayashi, center, of Japan raises his finger in victory to indicate 'Ummmm, yeah, I'm going to, like, go puke right now, mmmkay?' after winning the Johnsonville Brat-Eating World Championships by downing 58 bratwursts in 10 minutes in Sheboygan, Wis., Saturday, Aug. 5, 2006. Also on stage is Joey Chestnut, left, of San Jose, Calif., Sonya Thomas, of Alexandria, Va., Patrick Bertoletti, of Chicago, and Tim Janus, right, of New York. Sixteen competitors downed 406 3/4 bratwursts. (AP Photo/Johnsonville Sausage, Andy Manis)

[SeanOGuano]

Johnsonville brats are way too salty. I like the ones made at the local butcher shop.

I'm getting hungry.

[kingattax]

[weegee]