Chelsea Clinton went off to college and came back home for the holidays. Hillary was quite happy to see her daughter and pressed her for information about college.
"So, are you enjoying college, dear?" she asked.
Chelsea nodded vigorously.
"And are there boys in college?" Hillary questioned.
Once again, Chelsea nodded with a mischievous gleam in her eyes.
Hillary, unable to resist and curious about her daughter's activities, went on to ask, "And are you having sex with these boys?"
Chelsea burst out laughing. After a moment, she straightened, stared into her mother's eyes, and said, "Not according to Dad."
Good Democrats...
Avoid the truth at all costs.
Success should be punished and failure rewarded.
It is okay to file false affidavits with a federal court if you don't want to be held accountable for your actions.
There is no place in society for honesty.
Only the government knows what is good for you and what you deserve out of life.
You are to stupid to make your own decisions.
Vote buying with give away programs is good politics.
If you tell an untruth often enough and loud enough it will become the truth.
People don't kill people, guns do.
Don't confuse me with facts, I am happy living in my make believe world.
Only we should vote.
What the majority wants is irrelevant.
The constitution is just a piece of paper.
The government is my shepherd I shall not want.
Judges were appointed to write laws.
If you can read this, you are probably a republican.