Two Names You Go By:
1. WinOne4TheGipper
2. "Hey, @$$hole!"
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. a grin
2. glasses
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. accelerated hearing loss
2. gradual visual loss
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. probably would get banned for saying
2. see above
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1.whirrled peas
2. Castro dead
Two pets you had/have:
1.dodo bird
2. cobra
Two Favorite Sports
1. football
2. NASCAR
Two things you did last night:
1. would probably get banned for answering
2. slept
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. in front of tv
2. is there any other place
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. strange guy in attic
2. moonbat in basement
Two things you like about yourself:
1.N/A
2. N/A
Two things you ate today:
1. roast beef
2. some weird looking thing next to the above
Two people that make you laugh:
1. (tie) moonbats at DU
2. you, of course
Longest car rides you've had:
1.California to Hawaii
2. Vegas to Atlantic City
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Christmas
2. Thanksgiving
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. vodka
2. whiskey
LOL