OK Laz...8^)
Two Names You Go By:
1. That Guy
2. Milton
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Clothes
2. More Clothes
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Beer and Nachos on demand
2. Half of her money
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Watching Paint Dry
2. Ironing Shirts
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. My own 727
2. A private island filled with food, beer, and, er, never mind...
Two pets you had/have:
1. Dog
2. Another Dog
Two Favorite Sports
1. Mario Golf
2. Madden 2005
Two things you did last night:
1. Ironed Shirts
2. Watched paint dry
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Dining Room Floor
2. Over the Kitchen Sink
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Define "house"
2. See above.
Two things you like about yourself:
1. Excruciatingly Boring
2. Abundant Source of Natural Gas
Two things you ate today:
1. Month-old sushi
2. Pepto-Bismol
Two people that make you laugh:
1. People who fill out stupid questionnaires
2. Darwin Award recipients
Longest car rides you've had:
1. Twenty minutes to the grocery store
2. See above.
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. National Buy a Fake Tree Day
2. National Rent a Port-a John Month
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Liquid Plumr
2. Muriatic Acid
Two past times you miss:
1. March 30, 1917 2:42PM UTC
2. July 7, 90 BC 10:04AM UTC
see above (as an example)...8^)