Art Bell doesn't know the real story.
The aliens actually called my cell. We had great chats about quantum physics and the Middle East and ice cream and such. I gave 'em Bell's number so they could make crank calls.
That's all. Not really unusual.
By the way......they may be grey, but they love our colors (especially shades of blue). They don't 'get' Hasselhoff's popularity in Germany, either; they love Beethoven, Mozart, and Gary Moore. Go figure.
Was that you? We were only kidding about liking Garry Moore. What we actually haven't figured out is how Bill Maher got a television show.