[Celtjew Libertarian]

Police are certain that the relics were pilfered by treasure-hunters and they have already arrested three men who were carrying out archaeological digs without permission.

Not to mention grand theft chariot.

[SunkenCiv]

Low Cost Computing (funniest FR geek joke ever -- pointer)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1652159/posts?page=13#13