This morning the Today show interviewed Maria Dahvana Headley, the woman who once decided for an entire year to say yes to every man who asked her on a date. The experiment resulted in a happy marriage and, more recently, her new book, The Year of Yes. After the interview, Matt Lauer asked Katie Couric about the range of men she had dated, and whether they were particularly good or bad:
Katie: Well, let's just say there are a lot of things that happened that we can't say on television.
Matt: Oh, so we'll have to beat around the bush.
The Top 20 Slogans for Legalized Marijuana
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Pot: When You Care Enough Not to Care At All
A Day Without Pot is Like School
Weed My Lips!
Hey, America -- Let's Blow This joint!
What's So Great About Short-Term Memory Anyway?
Obey Your Jones
Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like, paper and rope and necklaces and stuff
It's Not Just For Glaucoma Anymore!
Help Eradicate Road Rage in Our Lifetime
Official Sponsor of the NBA
Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi... Dude! I totally f***ed that up!
Cannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke
This is your brain.
This is your brain on pot.
This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.
When Was the Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?
SMOKE POT! (Did We Just Say That Out Loud? Or Did We Just Think It?)
Recommended by 5 Out of 5 Deadheads
Just Doob It
It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny, seedy, stemmy, doobie so-you-can-get-high medicine.
and the Number 1 Slogan for Legalized Marijuana...
Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00
Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00
Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless
The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer
Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years
Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self
Because You're Sober
Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway
Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!
You have to fill your bladder with something.
Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like Germany When It's Angry.
We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.
Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You
It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
Easier to Spell than Whiskey
The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Beer...
Beer: It's how you got here.