You've apparently hurt it's feelings by taking it's fruit without permission. I suggest tree counceling ASAP!
"I suggest tree counceling ASAP!"
For me, the tree, or the former Freeper known as Frutopian (or whatever)?
I seriously think that I am incorrigible, and the counselsing would be wasted on me. Just last weekened, I moved the lawn using a gas powered riding mower, then weed whacked, then used my leaf blower. I then consumed several bottles of beer, made from oats, grains, hops and other grasses. We had a salad (and steak) for dinner. We may have even had some POTATO(e) SALAD. I just can't remember after the orgy of violence...
(I also changed the propane tank on my mosquito killer, which operates by emitting CO2 and sucking the critters into a net, where they die.)