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To: dashing doofus

If I wait under an apple tree for an apple to fall of its own accord, would it be ok to eat the apple?

Only if you ask the tree first.

254 posted on 07/25/2006 9:21:08 AM PDT by jellybean (Proud to be an Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)

To: jellybean

The tree is giving me the silent treatment. Can I assume this constitutes consent?

314 posted on 07/25/2006 10:01:44 AM PDT by dashing doofus

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